(i realize this chapter is probably super basic but i really like it and i just hope you guys like it too, especially towards the middle with the it's going down scene)

"is she going to hurt me?" princey asked as i was tying him up. we were on hooks ship as we waited for the vk's to arrive, it was what? 11:30? "no, uma wouldn't hurt you physically. she prefers to torture one emotionally. it's the best way to do it after all. harry however will hurt you physically. he's got a good right hook, and a hook after all." i finished the job and walked around to face him. "but don't worry about me princey, i'd never hurt you." unless of course you hurt me.

"that's good to know." harry walked over and got up in princeys face. "coochy-coochy coo." he held his hook against princeys jaw, what are you doing harry? "how's it feel to be king now, eh?" princey was looking at him in a way i didn't like. not that i'm the jealous type of anything, but i have some trust issues so. "give it a rest harry, and you, eyes on me." i winked as i slapped his arm.

"don't leave any bruises, we don't want to damage the goods." uma came over and took a seat in front of us. "you said i could hook him!" excuse me? "i said at noon." harry got all up on princeys face again as he held a pocket watch in his face. "twenty more minutes." princey laughed, which i advice wasn't a good idea as the man has a hook. "that says 11:30." i grabbed the back of harry's jacket and pulled him back. harry held his hands up in defeat and backed away.

"you better hope your girlfriend comes through." eww uma please don't use the g word around me. "she's not my girlfriend anymore." i groaned and sat down next to uma. "she shouldn't have been your girlfriend in the first place." i whispered to myself, but i'm sure they heard me. ugh oh well.

"i get that you don't deserve this." oh princey please don't say anything that'll make them hurt you. "this. this island is a prison thanks to your father. and don't pretend to look out for me because no ones looking out for me. it's just me." well fuck me gently with a chainsaw, what the fuck am i then?

"so, this isn't your moms plan? isn't that her necklace?" princey please. uma scoffed and rolled her eyes. "my mom doesn't care about me either. well, unless she needs someone for the night shift." i really wish princey had chosen uma as one of the kids to leave the isle instead of me, if only. "i don't need your pity."

"no you certainly don't. you're very resourceful. i don't see you tied up." uma laughed and got up, now she's all up in his face. i get he's cute but please, i should be the only one that close to his face. "all right, so let's trash talk mal." oh yes please. i would really love that, seems like a fun party game. "i'd rather talk about you." well aren't you fun at party's princey. "funny and a gentleman. i really hope i don't have to feed you to the fishes, i know hearts over here wouldn't like that." hey woah, this is between y'all. don't drag me into this right now.

"you don't. set me free and we can go back together." hey that doesn't sound so bad! it could work. "oh so now i get an invite. gee i wonder why. when you brought mal, evie, carlos and jay to auradon, that's as mad as i've ever been in my life. and trust me, i've been plenty mad." now wait a second, why wasn't i included. she has every right to be mad at me for going, i should've fought to bring her over. why didn't i? gosh i'm such an idiot.

"i never thought of it like that before, that i could've hurt the people i didn't pick. the plan was to start with four kids and bring more people over. i guess i was busy being king. that sounds lame. i'm so sorry. you're a leader uma, so am i. come to auradon and be part of the solution." okay so when i fucking called him out in this bullshit he doesn't care? but when uma does it as she has him tied up against his will, he finally does? what gives!?

"me? part of your solution? nah. i don't need you. imma get there on my own." i stood up and walked up to uma. "uma, you're not doing this alone. please just consider what he's offering you. think of all the good you could do while you're there. yes evil gets the job done, but if there's an easier way then take it. please." uma shook her head.

"i'm sorry hearts, they've fucked us over enough times as it is. we can't let them do it again, now let's see what this puppy can do." she walked away as she looked at her mother's shell necklace. "val, who's side are you on?" i looked up at princey and smiled weakly. "the right side, you promised you would help the kids and you haven't done anything. i get that you were under a spell, but what type of king let's himself fall victim to a spell so easily? be angry for once in your life." i held his hand for a bit until uma called me over.

"whatever happens, just know i'm staying." i let go of his hand and walked over to uma and the others. she smirked as we saw the vk's arrive. ouch mal cannot work those bangs, i'm sorry i had to say it. hey wait is that lonnie, geez i didn't think another ak would have to see this side of me. harry tossed me a sword and we all got ready for whatever was to come. "welcome!" "finally!" uma and i looked at each other and winked. 

(the words for 'its going down' will be out of order to fit the story)

"huh, let's get this party started, i swear i'm cold-hearted. there's no negotiation, i'm not here for debatin'. you need some motivation? just look at ben's face, then ask yourself how long you think i'll remain patient." uma held her sword up and walked towards mal, i'm sure she's ready to destroy her. i'd pay to watch that not gonna lie.

"she'll throw him overboard and let him swim with killer sharks, you either hand over the wand or he'll be ripped apart." i obviously wouldn't let uma do that, but this is just so fun. i've missed this so much, and hey cheerleading paid off. i can make up anything on the spot.

"you'll get your wand, no one has to come to any harm. who's the baddest of them all? i guess we're finding out tonight." ugh is that the best she has? no girl, just no. "now, let's all just be smart, although for you that must be hard. don't try to intimidate, your bark is much worse than your bite." i jumped up on one of the boards and made myself known more. again i might be enjoying this more than i should, but hey who said i couldn't.

uma and i looked at each other as everyone kept waving their swords around and trash talking the other. "ok, look, this is not a conversation. it's a do-or-die situation-" i jumped off and got closer to mal, i happily held my sword under her chin. "if you don't give me back the king i'll have no hesitation. i'll serve you right here, and I don't need a reservation." she knew what i was talking about, she wasn't as smart as she thought she was. of course she wasn't going to get away with giving princey a love potion.

"release him now, and we can go our separate ways. unless you wanna deal with me and the VK's." haha she's so funny, what are you gonna do? spell us? with what magic? she didn't move, the vk's didn't move either. one step and i'd have her head on a stick, or well sword. "so that's your big speech, huh? an empty ultimatum?"

"all it takes is one swing and i'll humiliate him. matter of fact, make one wrong move and i'll debilitate him. and if he even starts to slip, i'll eliminate him. all it takes is one wrong look and i'll-" geez harry way to ruin it. "harry!" "we get it, chill." uma and i spoke at the same time. i moved my sword away from mal and stepped back, seeing her scared like that is an image i do quite i enjoy though.

"hey, we don't have to choose. we don't have to light the fuse. mal, whatever you do, it's gonna be a lose-lose. there's gotta be a better way. uma, i promise i'll give you your chance. you'll have your say." i looked over at princey and smiled at how innocent he seemed. sadly words don't solve everything my dear. "silly king! you? give me? you're gonna give me a chance? well, not a chance."

mal moved closer and handed uma the wand. harry untied princey and pushed him towards mal and the others. uma examined the wand before pointing it at me? what the fuck? "val, come here babe." oh for a second there i thought she was going to use it on me. i walked over and she handed me the wand. i gave her a confused look before i realized something, this isn't the real wand. if it were real then my hand would be in a great deal of pain right about now.

"it's a fake, nice try though. i was right wasn't i? you aren't the smartest of the bunch. that's fine though, i was looking for a fight anyways." i snapped the wand in half and threw the pieces into the ocean. i don't like to litter but hey, these waters suck anyways. "val, you don't want to do this." and how do you know what i want princess? "oh i most certainly do, you've been on my list for the longest time now. you really should've kept your hands off of princey. but ya didn't, and now i think it's time you paid up."

mal pushed princey away from me and now everyone was so ready for a fight. smoke bombs began to be thrown around, this caused mal to run away and i chased after her, that was until evie and lonnie got in the way. "val, this isn't you." i laughed in their faces. "how can you say that? you of all people should know how it feels being hurt by mal, she spelled you evie! she spelled you to make you forget your feelings for her. aren't you mad?" evie backed away and looked down at her sword. "of course i'm mad, but i love her too much to go against her. i'm sorry." i shook my head and pushed past them. i was right behind mal when she tripped, how though? there's literally nothing there for her to trip over.

"val please, think about this." she pleaded as i stepped over her, my sword resting on her neck. "oh i have, long and hard." i pressed the sword down harder on her, i felt a sudden rush or spark, i don't know how to describe it. "ben will never forgive you, by hurting me you'll be hurting him." i shook my head. i raised my sword up a little, but before i could bring it back down with a force it was gone from my hand. ugh i should've just done it when i had the chance.

it was princey who took my weapon, that's fine i can hurt mal using my hands i don't care. he obviously knew this and got in my fucking way. she's getting away! "move." he shook his head and kept getting in front of me. "i won't let you hurt her." of course, of course he would fucking protect her. "ben i'm not asking you to move, i'm telling you. now move!" he shook his head. "make me." he knows i can't. "ben i don't want to hurt you or the others, i just want to hurt her! hurt her like she hurt me! that little witch deserves all the pain that's coming her way." before princey could say anything else another smoke bomb went off. i heard someone shout 'let's go.' i turned around but couldn't see the other side. i couldn't see uma and the others.

then i felt myself being picked up. it was princey wasn't it? "let me go!" he wouldn't though. "i'm not leaving here without you." how could he? i fucking told him i wouldn't leave the isle again. "prin- ben! ben let me go! uma! uma! ben let me go!" then as soon as i could see clearly i saw we weren't on the ship anymore. we were on the port, without saying another word princey threw me into the passenger seat and locked the doors. he began driving as i tried to open the door. how could he do this? why?

"ben let me go, i have to stay! my mother... i can't leave her. ben please!" then i saw it, the barrier was opening up and we were off of the isle. i looked out the window and saw it all become smaller and smaller as we got away. "mother, i'm so sorry." i whispered. i left her behind, i left uma and the others behind after promising i wouldn't leave them. "ben..."