Me: BLOOP. BLOOP. BLOOP A CHOOP. *phone rings* *looks at phone* o.o jesus christ...

Tiff: what?

Me: aaahhahahahaa..ha..

Tiff: ??????

Me: so we got dared to jump into a pool of sharks..?

Snow: WHAT?!

Ellieb: *in the distance* FUCK THAT.

Me: but on the bright side! Snow isn't doing it!

Tiff: HOW IS THAT A BRIGHT SIDE WE STILL HAVE TO DO IT

Amber: but daremosphere...

Me: shit. Okay idea idea. We'll do your dare miss or mister viewer, after the first dare we have today! Agreed? It'll be the big finish!

Ellieb: still dont wanna do that but okkkk

Me: OH WELL BOIIIII.

Dev: speaking of that dare.

Me: ah yes

Dev: u c that haunted house over two miles away?

Me: i dont know how I'd see it but i know about it. Tell me your dare young one.

Dev: i dare everyone to go on a date, but in that haunted house~

Ellieb: ooooo

Dark link: ohhh

Tiff: *shivers* thats already scary enough. Pls dont tell me theres some kinda story-

Dev: oh but there is.

Tiff: fml why am i so loud.

Dark link: the quiet ones are always the loudest in-

Tiff: i will shove aloe vera up your asshole.

Dark link: so how about that story aye?

Dev: anywayyysss. There was a family who lived in that house. They were a family of four. A mother, a father, a brother who was 14, and a sister who was around five or six years old.

Dev: one day, the brother put a sandwich into the fridge. It had lettuce, cheese, tomato, turkey, and on top of it, he was making ramen on the side. But normal cup ramen. No. THE TRADITIONAL JAPANESE RAMEN.

Me: oooooo

Tiff: that sounds delicious

Dev: AND ON TOP OF THAT. HE WAS MAKING THE TRADITIONAL EGG ROLLS TOO! *shows us picture*

Snow: *tummy rumbles

me: *stomach also rumbles*

Tiff: *mouth waters like shes lookin at dark link*

dev: but then

Dev: while he was stirring his ramen. He saw his father go into the fridge.

Dev: he thought his father was just getting the left over pasta from dinner

Dev: but no...it was different..HE WAS EATING HIS SANDWICH

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Snow: HE WAS GETTING EVERYTHING READY AND EVERYTHING TO GO WITH IT NO.

tiff: HOW COULD HE WHAT KIND OF FATHER IS THAT.

Dev: YES! And after he watched his father eat his nice..juicy..good..sandwich.

Dev: his father asked him for something to drink. So the brother snuck poison into his father's drink. After his father drank it, he killed himself. And an hour later. His father died.

Dev: his mom and his sister lived a year later with no one but themselves. His mother unfortunately could not live without her father, so she killed herself.

Dev: the sister could not live without her mother and brother. So she drowned herself.

Dev: they say the family is still there. And the brother is still furious about his sandwich. He's the most dangerous one.

everyone: o.o/that gave me chills/lol i would fuck/what?/i said I'd fuck/fuck what??/the food duh.

Me: who even said that? Anyways. We're all going on a date to the haunted house right?

Dev: yup. And no chickens.

Tiff: fuck

Amber: you'd have to do it anyway. Or the daremosphere would do something horrible and ruin our lives.

Dev: yup..SO LETS GO :D

*

at the haunted house.*

Dev: clearly i don't have a girlfriend so I'm just gonna leave. *leaves* *small evil cackle*

Me: lol what if i shipped him with snow

Snow: no.

Me: pfft okay.

Snow: but i dont have anyone to go in with

Masky: *behind her* *pokes*

Snow: AH! *turns around* holy meatballs and pepperoni! You scared me haha...

Masky: sorry..*takes out his hand*

Snow: *tilts her head*

Masky: *points to his hand*

Snow: *slowly puts her hand in his*

Masky: *starts walking*

Me: welp i guess we're going now.

Tiff: *goes*

*after everyone got their partner and went their separate ways.*

Me: *shivers* this place is dark..and creepy..

Ben: I'll keep you sa- woah what's that?

Me: what? *looks where he's pointing* *sees a stove that has ramen on it* holy crap he never took it off the stove.

"don't...touch...my...R...A...M....E...N."

Me: o.o we won't..

Ben: *was already eating some* hey even though this is like 20 years old it still tastes good..

Me: *gags* why did- WHY

"YOU..LIED..TO..ME..YOU..CAN..DIE.."

Me: WAIT NO IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

"THAT'S A LIE."

Me: ITS NOT.

*a giant blob starts rising*

Ben: o.o

Me: kyAAA WHY DID YOU EAT 20 YEAR OLD RAMEN.

both of us: *runs*

*tiff and DL's point of view*

Tiff: *shivers* this place gives m the creeps...

*a little ghost girl appears in front of them*

Tiff: *almost screams* AH- oh wait why am i scared? We have sally and stuff. Hi little girl..

Little girl: hello...my name is alice...why are you here...

Tiff: well. Us and our friends are on a date, and we wanted to explore this place.

Alice: oh....well..you should watch out for my brother..he's very angry. And you don't want to make it worse than it already is...

Tiff: why is he angry?

Alice: *whispers in high pitched demonic voice* because daddy ate the sandwich that he worked very hard on.

Tiff:  o-o

Tiff: ah..well..uh-

Alice: ITS ALL DADDY'S FAULT. *cries*

Tiff: hey..d-don't cry...

Alice: *sniffs* im sorry for that..anyways..i can help you get out of here...and hopefully my parents can help your friends...my brother is the one we should be worrying about.

Tiff: well..thank you. If you can help us, we'll be very grateful! Actually. We have some ghosts at home who could be your friends.

Alice: OMG REALLY OMG OMG OMG WAIT IS IT THAT GIRL NAMED SALLY OMG OMG OMG OMG AND IS IT CHARLIE CHARLIE TOO OMG OMG OMG

tiff: she knows more about our house than i thought..yup..

Alice: let's go..

Tiff: okay..

*Snow and Masky's point of view*

Snow: ......

Masky: .....

Snow: aha..

Masky: *looks around*

*a man and a woman appear*

Man: what are you doing here?

Woman: this is a very dangerous place.

Snow: o.o are..you guys..

Man: spirits? Yes.

Woman: crap. David.

David: yes Arianne?

Arianne: he's attacking two others. And soon he's going to go for Alice.

David: are you serious? That boy.

Snow: whats going on..?

Masky: it's just like the story.

Snow: the..stor- oh my gosh.

Snow: wait. So you mean to tell me that your son is trying to kill my sister and her boyfriend, and is about to go kill my two other friends..BECAUSE HIS FATHER ATE HIS SANDWICH?!?

(low key me)

David: he always did have mental problems.

Arianne: we should hurry and stop him. We'll help you both, and hopefully your friends who are being attacked by him out of here..alice is probably helping your other friends.

David: yes.

*me and ben's point of view*

"you...atE..MY...FUCKING..RAMEN.."

Me: *running* KYAAA WE'RE SORRY IT WAS AN ACCIDENT WE WERE JUST CURIOUS

Ben: WHY ARE YOU EVEN SO MAD, ITS LIKE 20 YEARS OLD AND IT WAS ONLY A LITTLE TASTE.

"*sighs*"

Me: eh..? *stops running*

Ben: *also stops running*

"the truth is..i've had a slight mental illness since i was born. It makes me go insane over the smallest things. But you cant blame me. That was gonna be a great sandwich."

Me: true..

Ben: that gives you no right to have killed your entire family. You know you made your mom and sister commit suicide?

"*sighs* i know. Worst part is, my whole family is scared of me."

Me: ....

"well. If ya want i can help you both get out of he-

"HENRY BOBBY JONES."

"fuck."

Arianne: why were you attack these poor innocent people? You should be ashamed of yourself.

David: you're grounded from eating snakes for 5 week!

"but daddd!"

David: no buts. Now you apologize to your sister and these people this instant young man.

"ahhhhhhhh finneeeeeee. Im sorryyyyy"

Arianne: like you mean it

"im sorry."

Arianne: for what?

"for almost killing you."

Arianne: good. Now help them out

*we all get teleported out*

Arianne: we're sorry for him. Come back again one day!

Me: hahaa we willl.....

Dev: wait....i never..that..was...

Me: what?

Dev: IT WAS TRUE?!

Me: what?????

Dev: THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE AND I WAS SUPPOSED TO CONTROL EVERYTHING BUT

me: huh.

*back at home*

Everyone: *puts on bathing suit*

Me: *gets pool of sharks* are we ready..?

Tiff: nope.

Me: *jumps in* YAY DEATH! :D *gets mauled by sharks* *screams*

Tiff: o.o...*slowly gets in* *screams* kYAAAAAAH!!!!

everyone: *gets in* *dies*

Dev: time to put this on the deep web! Bye byeee! *gets pulled in by shark* AHH. AHHHHHHHHHHHH.

slenderman: *facepalms* idiots.

Snow: o-o