So uh

I was in school today and all of a sudden, one of my friends is like: "Patrick has a Stump, Avay."

So I turn to her, with my eyes wide because now I have a lot of images that I don't want in my head

Then I tell my friend, who is my Mama Emo :P and she starts laughing.

My three other friends are laughing as well and saying, "You probably love his Stump, Avay." "He has a nice Stump." "YOU PROBABLY WANT TO SIT ON HIS STUMP AVAY."

My mind is basically begging for holy water now.

Then, one of those girls decided to say something totally different. "Pete's probably seen his Stump and sits on it."

Right now, images are falshing in front of me and innocent bean mind is gone. At this point, I have no words so I just shout, "No that's my job."

Everyone just looks at me and starts laughing.

Once everyone's done laughing, another fit of giggles start when another one of the girls say, "You know Alone Together? Patrick wants to be Alone Together with you. Then, you'll sit on his Stump." (It didn't really make sense but oh well)

And another gurl says, "His Stump is so big, it's an Oak."

I just laugh because ITS FUNNY BUT I CANT LOOK AT PATRICK THE SAME NOW

But my Mama Emo got my crush to start teasing me about it now.

NOW WHENEVER ANYONE SEES ME, THEY SAY STUMP

AHHHH MY MIND