Chapter 3
"Hey Ash!" Two certain Kalosian siblings with blonde hair waved vigorously through the phone screen. In the background was a room within the Lumiose Gym.
"Hey Clemont, Bonnie! How are you guys?" Ash greeted back, sitting cross-legged on his bed, graciously ignoring Gou's protests of him being too loud.
"Clemont still hasn't gotten a girlfriend yet!" Bonnie immediately yelled. Ash laughed at Bonnie's declaration while Clemont turned bright red and cried out in embarrassment. "Oh, and I heard you fought Korrina again, in that Battle Fest a couple of days ago. Congrats on the win!" She continued, which got Clemont to regain his composure, adjust his glasses, and congratulate him properly as well.
"Thanks!" Ash returns with a full-blown smile at his screen. Gou swears he's going to wear earbuds to bed now. Raboot probably shared his sentiment, because it also tried to cover its ears in an attempt to return to sleep.
"You think you'll be in Kalos and not for the World Coronation?" Clemont asked. Ash looked thoughtful for a moment, since he was unsure whether he really wanted to go or not, after the events that had happened in the region. Then again, nearly every region he traveled to eventually succumbed to the hands of a big bad evil guy, but none had been as extreme as Kalos.
"I might...if it's for research." He finally stated. He looked upwards where Gou is trying to sleep, but his spiky haired companion was a bit too loud on the phone.
Clemont and Bonnie smile. "Well, if you're in the area, can we hang out while you research?" Bonnie asked, hopeful.
"Of course!"
The call wrapped up after that and the glow emanating from Ash's Rotom phone finally disappeared. Gou heard shuffling and a faint "Goodnight Pikachu" and a response from said yellow Pokemon before it was silent, save for Ash's light snoring.
10:50 PM
Mallow
Guys help
Lana's being a cryptid again
Lillie
What's she doing
Misty
Dear Arceus what
Mallow
Long story short Lana returned from her researching for a while and uh
She was visiting everyone on the island but then promptly marched into our restaurant and
And sHE STACKED THE TABLES ON TOP OF EACH OTHER?????
Iris
Wtf is that even legal
Mallow
It's a break day and I was just cleaning up the place
And Lana jUST
Lillie
Do we need to do some restraining?
Lana
Kinky
Mallow
I'm sorry WHAT
Iris
Major bruh moment
Mallow
laNA
What are you DOING
Iris
Holy sh—
Mallow
Lillie get over here Lana just stacked another table how is it intact
Lillie
Be there in 5
Misty
I'm questioning
How did Lana stack tables on each other
Mallow
Don't ask cryptid Lana
She'll never give you a straight answer
Iris
Haha get it
Mallow
What
Misty
What
Iris
What
Anyway how high is it
Mallow
The tables?
Lana's touching the ceiling with her head that's how high she is
OH SHE'S T-POSING NOW WHAT
Misty
WAIT
W H A
Iris
SEE THIS IS WHY I LIVE
TO TEASE ASH
AND TO FIND MY BRETHREN
THE WALKING MEMES OF THIS EARTH
Mallow
Iris don't encourage her
Oh Lillie's here
Iris
Damn 5 minutes of world domination
Lana you are a blessing to this world and I haven't even seen you in person yet
Keep being a hazard to society
Watch the world burn
Mallow
Stop being a hazard to society Lana
Lana
I immediately love you iris
Mallow
Wow I'm hurt
It took me years
Iris
What
Lillie
Lana's safely on ground again and Mallow just sulked
Lana's comforting her brb I'm joining in
Lillie is offline
Misty
Well then
That happened
7:00 AM
Koharu
What the heck did I wake up to
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