Chapter 3

"Hey Ash!" Two certain Kalosian siblings with blonde hair waved vigorously through the phone screen. In the background was a room within the Lumiose Gym.

"Hey Clemont, Bonnie! How are you guys?" Ash greeted back, sitting cross-legged on his bed, graciously ignoring Gou's protests of him being too loud.

"Clemont still hasn't gotten a girlfriend yet!" Bonnie immediately yelled. Ash laughed at Bonnie's declaration while Clemont turned bright red and cried out in embarrassment. "Oh, and I heard you fought Korrina again, in that Battle Fest a couple of days ago. Congrats on the win!" She continued, which got Clemont to regain his composure, adjust his glasses, and congratulate him properly as well.

"Thanks!" Ash returns with a full-blown smile at his screen. Gou swears he's going to wear earbuds to bed now. Raboot probably shared his sentiment, because it also tried to cover its ears in an attempt to return to sleep.

"You think you'll be in Kalos and not for the World Coronation?" Clemont asked. Ash looked thoughtful for a moment, since he was unsure whether he really wanted to go or not, after the events that had happened in the region. Then again, nearly every region he traveled to eventually succumbed to the hands of a big bad evil guy, but none had been as extreme as Kalos.

"I might...if it's for research." He finally stated. He looked upwards where Gou is trying to sleep, but his spiky haired companion was a bit too loud on the phone.

Clemont and Bonnie smile. "Well, if you're in the area, can we hang out while you research?" Bonnie asked, hopeful.

"Of course!"

The call wrapped up after that and the glow emanating from Ash's Rotom phone finally disappeared. Gou heard shuffling and a faint "Goodnight Pikachu" and a response from said yellow Pokemon before it was silent, save for Ash's light snoring.

10:50 PM

Mallow
Guys help
Lana's being a cryptid again

Lillie
What's she doing

Misty
Dear Arceus what

Mallow
Long story short Lana returned from her researching for a while and uh
She was visiting everyone on the island but then promptly marched into our restaurant and
And sHE STACKED THE TABLES ON TOP OF EACH OTHER?????

Iris
Wtf is that even legal

Mallow
It's a break day and I was just cleaning up the place
And Lana jUST

Lillie
Do we need to do some restraining?

Lana
Kinky

Mallow
I'm sorry WHAT

Iris
Major bruh moment

Mallow
laNA
What are you DOING

Iris
Holy sh—

Mallow
Lillie get over here Lana just stacked another table how is it intact

Lillie
Be there in 5

Misty
I'm questioning
How did Lana stack tables on each other

Mallow
Don't ask cryptid Lana
She'll never give you a straight answer

Iris
Haha get it

Mallow
What

Misty
What

Iris
What
Anyway how high is it

Mallow
The tables?
Lana's touching the ceiling with her head that's how high she is
OH SHE'S T-POSING NOW WHAT

Misty
WAIT
W H A

Iris
SEE THIS IS WHY I LIVE
TO TEASE ASH
AND TO FIND MY BRETHREN
THE WALKING MEMES OF THIS EARTH

Mallow
Iris don't encourage her
Oh Lillie's here

Iris
Damn 5 minutes of world domination
Lana you are a blessing to this world and I haven't even seen you in person yet
Keep being a hazard to society
Watch the world burn

Mallow
Stop being a hazard to society Lana

Lana
I immediately love you iris

Mallow
Wow I'm hurt
It took me years

Iris
What

Lillie
Lana's safely on ground again and Mallow just sulked
Lana's comforting her brb I'm joining in

Lillie is offline

Misty
Well then
That happened

7:00 AM

Koharu
What the heck did I wake up to

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