8:22 AM

Welcome to Hell, Where We Got Memes

Hau
CHAOS CLUB CHAOS CLUB

Iris
CHAOS CLUB CHAOS CLUB

Misty
Someone stop them

Lana
CHAOS CLUB CHAOS CLUB

Gou
I would but I'm an honorary member
Ash dragged me in

Misty
Oh
We lost a comrade today...

Koharu
Truly a shame

Tokio
CHAOS CLUB?!!!!

Hau
CHAOS CLUB!!!!

Lillie
I return for a moment after being absent for a few weeks and I open the chat to this
You can't tell but Gladion's disappointed

12:52 PM

Serena
May

Maaaay

ResidentCoordinator
????

Serena
Would you like to meet me and Miette in Kalos

ResidentCoordinator
? For what?

Serena
You said before you wanted to stroll around Lumiose City sometime
I'm in the area and I have two extra tickets to a nearby Pokemon Contest

ResidentCoordinator
Oh! Sure!

Serena
I wasn't sure who to give the other ticket to though...

ResidentCoordinator
DAWN GET YOUR ASS HERE WE'RE GOING TO KALOS

ResidentCoordinatorTheSequel
OK OK

Miette
That settles that

Serena
Thank Arceus

7:00 PM

Pokemon League Administration

Gordie
OK I'M TURNING THIS INTO A NIGHTLY THING
BECAUSE WHAT THE HECK NESSA

Nessa
what

Gordie
You just sent me a text which I can safely assume is not for me because you don't like guys

Nessa
Oh, I didn't even notice I sent it to the wrong number

Bea
How-

Gordie
Are you pining for someone

Nessa
HAH NO NEVER DID

Bea
LIES
I CALL BS

Iris
I also call bs

Whitney
Same here

Flannery
^
You pined HARD

Nessa
Thanks, guys, I hate you too

Acerola
No you don't

Nessa
Oh haha wouldja look at that i'm booking a flight to alola to strangle someone bE RIGHT BACK

Acerola
WAIT NESSA NO

Lana
It's illegal anyway

Clemont
what

Gordie
So wait Nessa you're pining for someone

Raihan
nah, she snagged her like a long time ago

Gordie
So whomst

Nessa
You know I don't have to tell you right

Gordie
That is true
If I'm overstepping boundaries please do tell me

Melony
Yeah or else I'll ground you again

Gordie
mom i'm nowhere near circhester rn i'm with kabu

Melony
But that doesn't matter, right? Distance is but a construct

Lana
You're not wrong

Nessa
I-
Anyways, it's fine, I guess, I just have to ask her gimme a bit
She might be researching or gone to bed early so idk

Lana
Oh if she picks up, say hi for me

Mallow
what

Lana
Remember when Professor Kukui brought her in and we did a special research seminar

Mallow
Oh right

Nessa
She's not picking up
We'll find out tomorrow I have to go make sure she didn't fall asleep on the damned floor on top of her tablet again or anything

Gordie
Again????