9:44 AM

Welcome to Hell, Where We Got Memes

Hau
Is it possible for food to taste metallic

Mallow
What

Hau
Idk it was just a thought

Cilantro
Hm
I don't think I've ever heard of metallic tasting food

Iris
That's cuz you are a connoisseur
And that apparently makes you the god of food

Cilantro
No it doesn't.

Iris
Yes it do

Ash
Yes it apparently do
Yours, Brock's, Clemont's and Mallow's food are delicious and could satisfy even Arceus wym

Misty
Ash you love everyone's food you've got literally no room to talk

4:20 PM

Iris
Nice

ResidentCoordinatorTheSequel
Nice

Clemont
wth

BlueCryptid
Nice

Mallow
Again

BlueCryptid
Clemont
>:(

Clemont
????
What did I do??

BlueCryptid
You broke the chain

Iris
gasp
how could you
I thought you were better than this

Clemont
Wha-

Cilantro
Please be quiet
Iris, it's still 4 in the morning, you should go to bed.
Now.

Iris
Cilan youve become a party pooper i don't like this
This is slANDER

7:33 PM

Pokemon League Administration

Gordie
So
Lemme get this straight

Iris
Not all of us are straight

Gordie
Fair enough
Lemme get this prided

Chili
pfff-

Gordie
Raihan simps for someone here right

Raihan
oafdyuikladkj

Leon
Raihan does what

Gordie
O

Raihan
YOU DONT NEED TO KNOW

Leon
...

Mallow
Not everyone here knows what simping is
Yknow
Like Acerola, Allister, Tate and Liza-

Acerola
You expect too little from me Mallow
How could you

Lana
Yeah disappointed in ya babe

Mallow
I-

Liza
Tate might know actually

Tate
Liza, my sister, my twin
I appreciate the faith in me but
No

Liza
oh

Skyla
When telepathy fails you

Clemont
Wh-

Melony
I might be a little late but I don't want to miss out on the ✨tea✨

Nessa
Did somebody say
✨t e a✨

Gordie
Mom why must you embarrass me so

Melony
It was part of the contract the moment

Gordie
sTOOPPPP
BACK TO THE TOPIC
RAIHAN YOU DRAGON SIMP

Iris
dRAGON SIMP WHA
IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN COME UP WITH

Gordie
SHUT UP IRIS YOUR MEME PRIVILEGE IS REVOKED
RAIHAN DO YOU SIMP FOR 
OUR ONE 
OUR ONLY
STILL LOST EVEN THOUGH THE DESTINATION IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM

Raihan
OIAFDHSIKALDJ
GORDIE SHUT UP BEFORE I GO TO CIRCHESTER AND PUNT YO ASS

Gordie
well damn ok

Leon
I
I'm really confused

Allister
I'm still not understanding either

Skyla
Big rip for you Alli 

Bea
Allister avert your eyes please for the love of Arceus
You too Tate, Liza

Liza
What why

Nessa 
Both of ya are too young to understand

Ash
Arent they 11 though
Well, Allister is

Liza
We're
9

Tate
^

Ash
Yeah wait

Allister
I find it ironic that I don't know what "simping" is, but everyone else my age does.

Lana
Honey you haven't seen the internet enough

Bea
And I plan on keeping it that way so if you do something I will fight you

Iris
I never interacted with this woman and I can tell she's serious

Ash
I have interacted with this woman and I can 100% say that she's serious