you nERDS

3:45 AM

Iris
You're telling me you don't hold a child by the arms???? Or upside down????

Mallow
Iris wtf

ResidentCoordinator
I open the chat to read this.
I can't believe that's the first thing I see when I opened my phone

Clemont
Precisely why I think we should keep our siblings away from this

ResidentCoordinator
Agreed

Sophocles
Huh. They're friends now.

ResidentCoordinatorTheSequel
You say it like they were mutual enemies

BlueCryptid
Oof

Iris
So is nobody going to answer my question

Clemont
Iris what have you been doing to spur this question

Iris
Idk I was chatting with someone and I was going back and forth between chats and other things and then I mistexted y'all

Clemont
Oh

5:45 AM

Mallow
Lana just because we reconciled doesn't mean you can come barging in the restaurant and give me a heart attack

BlueCryptid
Couples do this all the time
It's a good dynamic
Bastard and the frustrated one who loves said bastard

Mallow
...Okay you're right, but I'll die sooner or later if you keep doing this
Also you're right in front of me why are we texting

Iris
The typical thing people do when they want to avoid direct social conversation despite being a foot away from them

BlueCryptid
Precisely
I taught you well

Iris
Thank you

Lillie
You guys having the meetup?

Mallow
Yeah
The weekly tradition of eating at my place every Sunday

Lillie
Ah yes it's that time of day now huh

Mallow
Yep it's almost 11 AM anyway

Kiawe
I'm omw

Mallow
Great! I see Sophocles around the corner, I'll go prepare the table!
And Lana, no stacking them please

BlueCryptid
Alright alright I'll help instead

7:30 AM

Ash
Dang we missed the weekly meetup? We should've stayed in Alola a little longer :(

Gou
Professor Sakuragi needed us to research why the coastal Pokémon were acting abnormal so we couldn't have gone

Ash
Right...
Well next time we go to Alola we're going by a Sunday
Btw how's the meetup

Mallow
Meetup update:
It's not going well
In terms of Lana she's having a ball

Gou
Elaborate?

Mallow
The moment Kiawe entered the restaurant was the moment Sophocles nearly hogged all the MooMoo ice cream from the farm
Then Lana did something that made want to put a restraining order on her
And then when the food was done and placed on the table they fought over who could grab the first bite
And now there's food on the floor goddammit
Specifically a strawberry cake slice that spilled over when someone's elbow knocked the plate over

Ash
Sounds chaotic I wish I was there

Mallow
I'm glad you weren't there you would've added to the chaos

Ash
That's exactly what I would've done

Koharu
Arceus' sake wtf happened

Gou
Pure mayhem

Koharu
Sounds about right but what kind

Gou
The bastard friend group kind

Koharu
Aaaaah gotcha.
And Mallow is the one suffering

Mallow
Pretty much

Koharu
Sorry you're on your own

Mallow
Damn betrayed in just three seconds what a world we live in

Koharu
I mean your situation is 10 hours away so

Mallow
You've got a point there

Iris
OwO

ResidentCoordinator
Oh no not the owos

ResidentCoordinatorTheSequel
Oh yes all the owos

Clemont
As usual I have no clue what's going on here

Pervway
This is my ideal friend group

ResidentCoordinatorTheSequel
I—

Ash
Same Conway

Gou
I question myself sometimes and why I have friends like this

Koharu
Trust me I do that all the time