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Randomness

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Normal people: Think all cats have 9 lives
Warriors Fans: Know only leaders have 9 lives
Normal People: call them months
Warriors Fans: call them moons
Normal People: Think cats go to Heaven
Warriors Fans: know that good cats go to StarClan, and evil cats go to the Dark Forest
Normal People: Think StarClan is not part of Heaven
Warriors Fans: Know Gods and Goddesses made StarClan for cats
Normal people: Say "what?" To warriors
Warriors fans: would say OMSC
Normal people: wouldn't bother to make warriors fan fiction
Warriors fans: would definitely
Normal people: Think that Harry Styles is Cute
Warriors Fans: Know that Squirrelpaw is Cuter!
Normal people: Name their cats after movie stars
Warriors Fans: Name their cats after warriors
Normal people: Call them kittens
Warriors Fans: Call them kits
Normal people: Think it's a twig with marks
Warriors Fans: Know it's Jayfeather's stick
Normal people: Say, "He's bald!"
Warriors Fans: Say, "It's Rock!"
Normal people: Think that cool powers are telekenesis or flying
Warriors Fans: Think that super senses, Dream walking, and invincibility are better
Normal people: would call warrior fans insane nerds.
Warriors Fans: Would take that as a compliment.
Normal People: Can talk forever how their crush is hot
Warrior Fans: Can defend that Firestar or Jayfeather is hotter
Normal People: Play catch
Warrior Fans: Play mossball
Normal People: Think that clans of cats are insane
Warrior Fans: Wish they could be in a clan
Normal People: Call them inches, feet, yards, and meters
Warrior Fans: Call them mouselengths, taillengths, foxlengths, and treelengths
Normal People: Wouldn't put this on their profile
Warrior Fans: Are copying and pasting right now