You, Bloodsport, King Shark, Peacemaker, Polka-Dot Man, and Ratcatcher 2 all came walking out of the water like badass onto the beach. and something exploded south of your location, causing Ratcatcher to get scared.

Bloodsport: Control, we have a disturbance south of here.

Waller (Radio): It's just a diversion, Bloodsport.

Bloodsport turns to the rest of you.

Bloodsport: All right, we cut through the jungle to get to Valle Del Mar.

Not only did you bring your gun but you brought a cane.

(Milo's cane)

Bloodsport: Milo, why the fuck did you bring a wooden cane?.

Milo: It's not just a cane.

You turn the handle of the cane and it turns into a really long barrel gun.

Y/n: I came prepared.

Bloodsport: Alright, let's move.

You all start following Bloodsport through the forest.

Peacemaker: Don't they have blockades at the city limits?.

Bloodsport: That's the word.

Peacemaker: How we getting in? Especially with Charlie the Tuna here.

Bloodsport: How the hell am I supposed to know?.

Peacemaker: You're the leader. You're supposed to be decisive.

Bloodsport: And I've decided that you should eat a big bag of dicks, how's that?.

Peacemaker: You're being facetious, but if this whole beach was completely covered in dicks and somebody said I had to eat every dick until the beach was clean for liberty, I would no problemo.

Milo: Guess we found out what you are good at.

Ratcatcher 2: Why would someone put penises all over the beach?.

Peacemaker: Who knows why madmen do what they do?.

Bloodsport: You know what I think?. I think liberty is just your excuse to do whatever you want. Whether that's to eat a beach full of dicks or killin' folk.

Peacemaker: Oh, yeah?. Well, at least I don't kill people for money like you.

Bloodsport: Oh here we go.

Milo: Girls, calm the fuck down you'll both get chances to out dick each other.

Bloodsport and Peacemaker: Shut up!.

Ratcatcher: Why do you wear a suit?.

Milo: I like to dress fancy, I've stolen a lot of stuff in this suit and haven't gotten caught besides for Wayne manor...bats put up a fight but he's in a coma because of me and besides I look real good killing in a suit sort of like James Bond and i don't want to wear any mask over my face, I want to see my victims gaze at my face in fear as they bleed to death, and there soul starts leaving their body-

Bloodsport: Well 00dipshit you and buzzlimpdick *Points to Peacemaker* can shut the fuck up because we have to keep moving.

You all see that something is wrong with polka-dot man as he's got some polka dots on his face.

Milo: You alright mate, you need some warter?.

Peacemaker: What?. 

Milo: Warter. 

Peacemaker: you mean Water?. 

Milo: Yes. 

Peacemaker: Why do you British people say water like that?. 

Milo: Like what?. 

Peacemaker: Say wa- 

Milo: Wa. 

Peacemaker: Say ter. 

Milo: Ter. 

Peacemaker: Say Water 

Milo: Warter-

Peacemaker: It's Water you fucking idiot, W.A.T.E.R.

Milo: Oh, just shut up toilet bowl.

Peacemaker grabs you by the suit and throws you against a tree then you get back up and aim your gun at him.

Milo: Do that again mate, you won't have a head anymore.

Peacemaker: Cute but I have smaller bullets, they'll go right through yours without touching the sides.

Milo: I'll remember that-

Bloodsport: ENOUGH! WE NEED TO MOVE!.

You brush off the twigs on your shoulders and your team keeps moving, stopping in the forest to camp when you hear gunshots and you see Bloodsport shooting back King Shark against a tree.

Milo: The fuck is going on!.

Bloodsport: He tried to eat rat girl!.

You see Peacemaker in his underwear.

Y/n: What the fuck, why are you in your underwear?.

Peacemaker: Why are you looking?.

Y/n: Why are you-

King Shark: Hungry!.

Ratcatcher 2 somehow manages to summon a bunch of rats around king shark, freaking out bloodsport.

Bloodsport: Calm down with the rats?.

Ratcatcher 2: Why?.

Bloodsport: I have a thing with rats.

Peacemaker starts laughing.

Bloodsport: Why you laughing at me for tidy whities.

Peacemaker: Now that's racist.

Y/n: What?.

You, Peacemaker, and Bloodsport all keep arguing and Ratcatcher and King Shark somehow become friends in the scuffle and Polka-dot man was nowhere to be in seen but when he comes back there were no more polka-dots on his face, Peacemaker insists on killing King Shark but waller says he's the strongest member on the team so the others don't.

Waller: Bloodsport we have a new mission for you and your team, locate and rescue Rick Flagg?.

Bloodsport: Rick Flagg?.

Y/n: The fuck is Rick Flagg?.