so this old woman carried over a chihuahua to me and asked if I wanted to carry it-
This chihuahua had like four teeth and cancer or something and I was like "not to be rude- but that dog is a RAT-  DO NOT LET IT COME NEAR ME WITH IT'S STUPID GARGOYLE LOOKING ASS-BITCH. I do not care what you do with it: throw it off a building, light it on fire, I don't fucking care- but DO NOT LET IT NEAR ME!"