so like, I told you guys that stuff about my aunts dumbass chihuahua but there was also my Uncles Cat...
So like it was fucking annoying and it stabbed me with it's razor claws so seven year old me grabbed a fucking epi-pen and stabbed it, then it uh... ran onto the roof of my neighbor's house and fell into the chimney and flames...

I had roast-cat for dinner that night.