OKAY! So I was with my aunt again right? (still mad at me for eating gran-grans ashes after I mistaked it for chocolate milk mix, and for running over her little rat of a chihuahua.)

She yelled at me to kill a roach and roaches are fuckin terrifying! so I grabbed the blender off the counter and tried hitting it 10 times until the blender shattered and a shard entered my pinkie toe.

So after that simple mistake I grabbed the shotgun off the wall and shot at the roach 15 times and missed again, My Aunt started screaming at me like I was crazy or something? She is the one that wanted the roach gone! it took all the bullets of a shotgun but who cares.