So like I was with my uncle and he made me hold his newborn baby, what I did next made him furious at me!
Okay, so like- I don't hate children but if you hand me a baby that looks like a fucking shriveled up potato and it projectile vomits on me, I'm talking like"BLEGHGHGVV!"
I will fucking chuck it at the wall and make it into a baby pancake.
My uncle and his saggy tits can go die.