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Me: *reading* Why are there so many Levi x Readers. Sry Heichou but I don't like you like that *swag glasses* OH SH*T

*Levi fangirls/fanboys attack me*

Armin: *covers camera* Technical difficulties!

*yelling*

*crashing*

*meow*

*illuminati*

*Titans roaring*

*Levi yelling*

*screaming*

*more illuminati*

*static*

Next

Me: New Romantics {1989}...? idek wtf that is so no

NEXT

Me: Draco... x Reader... Lemon......

Eren: ...

Natsu: ...

Kid: ...

Levi: ...

Tamaki: Haruhi notice me

Haruhi: Tamaki f*cking senpai nO

Komaeda: hOPE

Kaoru and Hikaru: ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

Rin: ...

Yukio: ...

L: ... There's a 99% chance that Luna's about to rage *says with bored look*

Me: kwodbsjnenAAAAAAAAAAAA *throws phone across room*

Rin: OH SH*T *falls to ground after phone hits him in nose*

Hikaru: Rin you have a nosebleed lol. Reminds me of you, Kaoru--

Haruhi: Guys stahp or we'll all die

Me: *flips table*

*table hits Haruhi*

Tamaki: AAAAAHHHHHHHH ;~;

Me: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET *throws desk chair at Tamaki*

Tamaki: OH SH*T

Levi: OKUMURA STOP NOSEBLEEDING ALL OVER THE FLOOR

Yukio: HE GOT HIT IN THE FREAKING NOSE WITH A PHONE LAUNCHED BY LUNA~CHAN WHAT DO YOU EXPECT

Levi: OKUMURA THE SECOND, STFU AND HELP ME CLEAN THIS

Yukio: *walks away*

Levi: F*ck you too

Komaeda: *flies across screen* hOOOOOOOOOooooOOOoOooPE

Kid: IT'S ASYMMETRICAL D*MMIT RIN YOU JUST HAD TO NOSEBLEED ASYMETRICALLYYYYYYYY

Me: Eren bby save meh eyes from the horror *glomps Eren*

Eren: wtf

Natsu: I'M ALL FIRED UP B*TCHESSSSSSS *majestic fire is majestic*

SO THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS

WHEN A DRACO X READER LEMON EXISTS

HOPE YOU ENJOYED YOUR DAILY DOSE OF RANDOM :D

HAVE A NICE DAY/NIGHT/EVENING/DAWN/ETC.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN F*CKERSSSSSSSSS

lol wut

"The magic cookies are magic."
~Jean Kirschtein 2015