Me: *is dead*

Eren: *using magnifying glass* *sees blood streaked all over the kitchen* It's a clue!

Sasha: *runs to fridge* Do you know what this is *points to blood*

Eren: Uh, blood

Sasha: *licks* Nope, it's definitely jelly

Eren: Sasha that's blood

Sasha: DON'T JUDGE ME *puts blood/jelly on sandwich with peanut butter and starts eating it*