[Requested by DatSmexyYmir ]

Me: *dancing*

Eren: What are you doing

Me: This is a really good ship *continues dancing*

Eren: But Luna stands for justice, despite her evil appearance. She would never get together with King Sombra since he is evil and attacked the Crystal Empire. He wouldn't stand for it either. Luna would only go if she was under nightmare forces, otherwise known as her form of Nightmare Moon.

Me: *accidentally kicks him in shin*

Eren: wtf was that for

Me: These two were MADE for each other! Luna wants more power (but she doesn't let people/ponies know) and Sombra has that power!

Eren: When you say it that way...

Me: It's right. Exactly! They could create the Shadow Empire!! The moon would always be in the sky... I would live there... *Hanji drool again*

Eren: But it will never be canon

Me: YOU RUINED MY FANTASIES OF THE SHADOW EMPIRE!!! *wraps hands around his neck*

Eren: Let go of me!

Me: No

Eren: That doesn't even hurt

Me: ._.

Eren: ._.

Me: *throws Eren to ground and walks away*