Mom: *is driving*

Person: *is driving towards us with brights on*

Mom: *flicks brights on* TURN YOUR BRIGHTS OFF

Person: *honks*

And I'm sitting here thinking JFC PEOPLE GET A LIFE DON'T TROLL OTHERS ON THE STREET while laughing my a*s off

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My mom was backing out of the parking space in Target when she hit a bump. She was like "wtf was that" and opened the door.

Some kid was screaming and she thought she had hit a little kid. No, it was just a soda can. A kid was screaming for some other reason.

WE SPENT $250.50 TODAY ON SCHOOL SUPPLIES

I START SCHOOL ON AUGUST TWELFTH

JFC WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SUMMER