[Requested by DatSmexyYmir ]

Me: I showed this one to Eren beforehand.

Eren: I want a Death Note for the Titans

Me: Shut the f*ck up~

Eren: ...

Me: And I think it's perfect. A d*ck and a d*uche... *dark expression*

Eren: I hate it. It seems really forced. It's like Misa is trying to relationship-zone Light. "You want to be my friend? Too bad, we're dating."

Me: That's beautiful. THE ENDING OF THAT ANIME MADE ME SO HAPPY WHEN--

Eren: *covers my mouth* No spoilers to the people who haven't seen it

Me: *muffled sounds of ranting*

Eren: Leave a question or dare in the comments!

Me: *bites his hand*

Eren: SH*T YOU HAVE FANGS

Me: I know *smiles*