Me: *foolishly leaves phone out when going a random place and leaves phone on bc yolo*

Levi: *stares at my phone*

Levi: *grabs my phone and starts looking through it*

Eren: Hahah, I knew you'd do that

Levi: *glares at him*

Eren: ;-;

Levi: *goes through pictures*

Levi: *finds above picture* WHAT THE F*CK IS THIS

Eren: *looks at screen* Oh

Levi: I'M BURNING THIS THING *storms out of my house to a fire pit that magically appeared*

Eren: SHE'LL KILL US

Levi: F*ck THAT

Me: *gets home bc magic* HEICHOU!! DON'T BURN MY PHONE GODD*MMIT WE TALKED ABOUT THIS BEFORE

Levi: IDGAF

Me: *grabs his arm* HEICHOU NO

Levi: HEICHOU YES *tries to throw phone*

Me: EREN HALP MEH

Eren: No. No, I'm not helping you

Me: F*CK YOU *pokes Heichou in eye*

Levi: GODD*MMIT *drops phone*

Me: *grabs phone and runs inside, locking the door*

Levi: F*CK THAT HURT

Me: You deserve it *flips him off*

Levi: YEAH F*CK YOU TOO