I DON'T KNOW WHY I LOVE THE PICTURE IN THE MEDIA SO MUCH

BUT HOLY SH*T~

EREN YOU'RE A SEXY LITTLE F*CK

AND LEVI

OML

YOU'RE SO FRIGGIN' SEXY YOU LITTLE SH*T

*clears throat* Sorry. I just really like the media.

Eren: *staring at me*

Levi: *staring at me*

Me: *stares back* ...

Eren: I'm f*cking done

Levi: *walks away*

Me: EREN-CHAN!!

Eren: nO *starts running away*

Me: GET YOUR SEXY A*S BACK HERE YOU LITTLE F*CK

Eren: NUUUUU

Me: *grabs the back of his shirt*

Eren: Calm the fACK DOWN YOU PSYCHOPATH

Me: I'm a sociopath. Get it right, b*tch. *flicks him as I drag him down to the floor*

Eren: LEVI-SAMA HALP MEH

Levi: No dude. F*ck you.

Eren: D:

Levi: Get rekt. Newbz.

Me: OH MY F*CKING GAWD *throws bags of Doritos at Levi* 360 NOSCOPE

Eren: *starts dancing like an idiot* Wow *winks*