Rin and Eren got drunk today
SO ALL DAY
THEY WERE ACTING LIKE IDIOTS
AND IT SUCKED
Rin kept saying that Shiemi has the booty
And Eren kept saying he was "gawnna keel tha Teetawns"
D*MMIT EREN
I'll be right back
*roars of a Titan and me yelling in background*
Me: D*MMIT EREN STAHP

Titan Eren: RAAAAAAGH

Translation: NO

Me: *flies up on my 3-D gear* GET OUT *cuts him out with mah swords*

Eren: Buuut Idon't WaNnAaaaaa

Me: *grabs his ear and drags him down* Drunk idiot

Eren: I'm not, emnot druuuuunk *flops on my shoulder*

Me: YES YOU ARE

Eren: Nu I noooootttt

Me: YOU F*CKING--

Eren: *covers my mouth* Sssshhhhhh

Me: NO *bites his hand*

Eren: Nuuuuuuu! That herrrrrt *holds his hand*

Rin: HEEEEEY, LUUUUUUNAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Me: WAT

Rin: Yukio sayed thatI'm drunnnnnk

Me: You are drunk. I'm trying to write, can you both shut up?!

Rin: *flops on my other shoulder*

Eren: Oi, getoff of hrrrrr

Rin: Why don'tyouuuu get awayyyy

Me: You guys are both so drunk.

Rin: *reaches across me and tries to hit Eren in the head*

Eren: STAAAAAAAAHP *does the same thing to Rin*

Me: D*MMIT YOU GUYS ARE SO DRUNK

Eren & Rin: Noooo emnawwwt

Me: ... Oh. My. God.

Eren: Waaaaaat

Me: You guys are so f*cking drunk

Rin: NO I NOOOOOOOOOOT

Me: UGH