Look, it's jefferys fish!

I turn to the giant ball next to me and pat it's back.

Well, the pizza isn't gonna eat itself! I toss my foot into the lake before running up the stairs. Why do I have this key? I pull out a key from my pocket and smash it on the ground with a Boulder.

I sip my coffee gracefully as I rap the ABCs to myself in the mirror.

Omg I forgot to feed my cat.

"Hey! Don't you dare touch that lollipop!" I say to the chalk on the sidewalk

That's enough for today,  I need some caffeine before I head into work."Good morning sir," I said politely as the man shuffled past me on his scooter."Mornin', girlie." he greeted without looking up at me."Hello," I replied. I was wearing an over sized sweater with a large stain on it.

That is what he gets for making a comment about the size of my tits, "I'm sorry but did you know that I can literally eat anything and not gain weight?" The man kept going forward. I sighed and continued walking to school. It was still early so most people were still sleeping.
In a little cafe across the street from the school, someone dropped their tray on the floor spilling everything they had just eaten onto the tile. I smiled. A couple walked by and she apologized profusely. They paid no mind, they were clearly not in the mood to chat this morning. She looked like someone who'd eat my meatloaf.

I'll never trust  people who only buy half a loaf of bread. If you want to be nice you get a whole loaf but then if you're really nice you get one piece. No one ever gives you a slice. And if you don't give them one piece then why would they give you money to pay for your lunch?