I ordered a bunch or romance manga and it said it would come on Feb. 13, then it got delayed to Feb. 14. I was sad, until I realized that I was gonna get romance manga on Valentine's Day.

Ah, the perks of Amazon.com shipping delays.

THIS VALENTINES DAY IS ALL ABOUT SELF LOVE, GO LOVE YOURSELF! YOU ARE AMAZING AND SMART AND KIND AND IF YOU DISAGREE YOURE A FUCKING LIAR!