Well... I've been thinking for a few minutes, how should I start this book?

I wanted a super cool intro that everyone will like, but I think being myself should do the trick (hopefully).

So, hi! I'm Darkest_Camera! My real name's Oliver, but feel free to call me anything.

This is a rant book (no shit). I know it's been done by almost everyone now and there's no reason to read mine more than any other rant books out there, but you should still give my book a try!

I don't really write stories. I do have one on my account, but it's not super good. You can still read it if you want but I didn't finish writing it and I'm not planning on doing so. I might write a new story one day, who knows.

The amazing cover for this book was made by me, believe it or not. I know that I'm very talented, thank you!

I kinda don't know anyone on wattpad except DarkestNeon, so you can talk to me if you don't have anything else to do! :)

Yes there might be mistakes in this book, I'll try my best to write properly. Sometimes I type too fast and I make mistakes, other times I forget how some words are written (English isn't my first language). Don't worry, it shouldn't happen too often.

{Oh god, I'm out of ideas. What should I write? I need inspiration, I'll go on DarkestNeon's rant book!}

There we go, I found something.

Warning, there will probably be some swearing and stuff like that so if you're easily offended, fucking read it you POPTART I dare you.

{I totally didn't put a similar warning as someone else I know *cough*}

Anyways, I think that's all I had to say. I hope you'll have fun reading this book!