Person A: Hi there America! It's us Australians.

Person B: All 23 million of us got together to say "Americans, we're worried about you."

Person C: We're terrified for you.

Person D: Because what we hear about gun violence in America, we hate to say it...

Person A: ...but you Americans live in the scariest place on Earth.

Person B: Which is insane! Because we live IN AUSTRALIA

I couldn't agree more with this