"Quick, get in the closet!" I hiss at Klaus who let's out a moan.

"But I just got out of the closet!"

"Get in." Five orders and Klaus obliged with a lot of unhappy grumbling.

"Hey! You two had me worried sick!" Vanya exclaims and we turn to face her.

"Sorry we left without saying goodbye."

"And sorry about your mirror, that one was on me," I sheepishly admit.

"Don't worry about it. And I'm the one who should be apologizing. I-I was wrong for being dismissive. It's just hard to process what you two were saying."

"It's fine. Maybe you were right and the time travel did mess with our minds," I reply.

"I guess we all have to be more open minded," Five muses. I watch silently as Vayna leaves and Klaus stumbles out of the closet.

"Oh wow, that was touching! All that stuff about time travel, you guys and Dad, just wow!"

"Shut up, she'll hear you!"

"Are you sure you're 58? Or did our maturity levels go down after we left Delores?" I ask sarcastically and Five scoffs.

"I thought I told you to put on something professional?"

"But this is my best outfit!" A hurt look pasts over Klaus's face.

"Did Ben tell you that? Because I think he was lying." I say while sympathetically patting his shoulder.

"So, let's get the details straight. All I have to do is pretend to be your dear ol' Dad, right?" I let out a soft"Mmm" in response. "What's our cover story?"

"What?"

"Was I like, really young when I had you...like 16? Young and terribly misguided. Your mother...that slut! Whoever she was...we met at the disco. Remember that, ok? Oh my god, the sex was ammaaazzzzing." I snicker as Klaus teases Five and I swear Five's brain had to reload to process what he said.

I let out a sigh as the Doctor repeats what he said earlier. Five stands up to try and seem more intimidating, but let's face it, unless if you know his backstory, he probably just looks like your typical 13 year old brat.

"And what about my consent, hmmm?"

"Excuse me?"

"Who gave you permission to *sobs* lay your hands on my children?" Klaus you genius! I knew Ben couldn't possibly have possession of the brain cell all the time.

"I didn't touch your kids!"

"Then how did I get this bruise on my cheek?" I ask innocently.

"You don't have a bruise on your cheek!"

"Yes I do! And my brother, oh gods, my poor innocent brother's lip is swollen!" I exclaimed with a sob as I place my hands on Five's shoulders, shaking him slightly. By this time, he had caught on and had just enough time to mentally brace himself for Klaus's jab. Seconds later, a left hook connected with my cheek and I let out a fake scream.

"You two are crazy!"

"You have no idea/Thanks." Klaus and I simultaneously say and I fake curtsy. "Peace on earth? That's so sweet!" Crash! "Owwww. God, that hurt!" To my left, I see Five wince. I watch smugly as Klaus explains what's about to happen to the surprised Doctor. Plan Klaus turns out to be a bust unfortunately.

"This is not good," I nod in agreement to Five's statement.

"I was pretty good, right? Yeah, where's my consent Biatch!" Klaus asks and I can't help but laugh.

"You were but in seven days it won't even matter."

"What why? What's the big the deal with this eye anyways?"

"What's the big deal?" Here we go. "In the next seven days someone is going to lose this eye and there going to end life on this earth as we know it." So over dramatic. Not necessarily the phrasing itself , mind you. Just the way he said it.

" Jesus, lighten up old man." Silence. "Hey I just realized why you're so uptight! You must be horny ...as hell. Unless if you guys...ya know ." I blush at this statement. It is true that we kissed several times, but never while sober. Thankfully we never went the extra mile, if you know what I mean. I would never have forgiven myself if I had raised a child there.

"Oh my god, you did, didn't you!" Five's hand grabbed mine and we teleported away into a nearby taxi.

"Just keep going."