Zayn, Zayn, life's so insane
TV launched you to such fame.
Girls swoon at your very name.
Big star.

Travelling in just One Direction
Always drawing such attention
Leading man and star attraction
You are.

Owe so much to Simon Cowell
Made you famous and your pals
Flattery laid on with a trowel.
Good tunes.

Brilliant all the tracks you sold
I am male and much too old
But you are just recording gold.
Fortunes.

One last thing I must confess,
Hoping you won't like me less,
A final issue to address.
Last lines.

Have to say this to you Zayn
Though I like you for your fame
What I like the most's your name.
Good rhymes.