Big event at Ascot;
The Queen is sure to go.
We're tired of watching horses
Give the lambs a go!
They're full of spring time frolics
Will easy take the jumps.
Watching lambs in spring time
You can't be in the dumps.

We love to see them gambol
Great to watch I bet.
Put your woolly jumper
On the one you think is best.
Don't let bookies fleece you
The odds are not the best.
There must be honest bookies
But I've not met one yet.

Lambs frolic round the meadow
By way of Beechers Brook.
'Mint Sauce leading Gravy,
Mutton coming through'.
Not sure who you bet on
But I bet on the ewe.
Thought I'd backed a winner
But I never do.

You flock around the winner
Ram it down my throat
Glad you backed the winner
Do you have to gloat?
I lost all my money
Really gets my goat!
Seems I went for mutton
That was dressed as lamb.