None of my work is any good
You needn't read; but if you should
Remember not to copy it.
It's all my own, stuff what I wrote.

Everything is copyright
So no one has a legal right
To copy or to steal my stuff
I'm really fearful that you might!

If you achieve celebrity
Stealing stuff what's written by me
It really won't be very fair.
So leave my stuff. Just don't you dare!

You may think that I'm paranoid
But steal my stuff I'll get annoyed!
I'd hate if you got rich and famous.
Stealing my stuff; that's really heinous!

I've realised that to be a proper Wattpad writer I have to tell you how rubbish I am and in the same breath warn you about the dire consequences of copying my work.

Please consider voting and adding to your reading list but DON'T  under any circumstances copy. It's rubbish and spreading it across the internet would be a public disservice.