I'm doing a 'five to' diet
And struggling to get it right;
I haven't eaten since five to seven
And it's nearly five to eight.

I only eat at 'five to'
Can't wait for five to eight!
Very strict rules on when you eat
Don't matter what's on the plate.

I only eat at 'five to'
No other time will do
You have to have a food fad
They're really good for you.