From Mystres Myna's Poem Mr Toad in the Legacy Collection.

In the cupboard on a shelf
Lives a very grumpy elf.

Pixie Princess in the wood
Doesn't visit though she should.

And the fairies down the glen
Only visit now and then.

Poor wee elf he's so alone
Even Myna doesn't phone.

Tried to greet a passing dwarf
Who simply told the elf 'buzz off'.

Pixie Princess came at last
Cheered the elf up very fast.

Mystres Myna gave a prompt
And off to see the elf she stomped.