Another body in the woods
Police tape and the sniffer dogs
Settle down a good night in
Love a bit of murdering.

Detectives, crime scene
Left no dabs?
Bit of banter,
Who got stabbed?

Grab a drink or TV dinner
White coats gather in a lab
Kick of your shoes, forget your stress
Gawp at bodies on a slab.

We love a bit of murdering.
Can you guess who did him in?
Another 'dead', another 'slain'
The story meant to entertain.

What is this thing?
Why must we watch?
I'm tired of death
Let's switch it off.