The first chapter!

1. When you can, have everyone in your class stop moving at a random moment and stay in that position until the teacher completely freaks out or warns you to cut it out or else they'll do whatever it takes to unfreeze you.

2. Make up a list of people you hate, but number them from how much you hate them. You can choose the number being the most hated and the least hated.

3. If you have a sibling and you are a religious person (say, a Christian), poke them at church. Don't do this if they will punch the living daylights out of you, or if they are younger than you.

4. Write an anonymous letter to your teacher, something like: Dear ____, let's play a guessing game. Guess who I am and then the game will be over. (put some clues about you) From, Anonymous

5. Go on Facebook (if you have one) and poke your closest friends. Start a poke war.

6. Try to mow your lawn...with scissors (not my idea)

7. Try to mop your floor...made out of carpet.

8. Whisper "I have a secret to tell you." to your friend, then they say, "What?". Then whisper "I like pie."

9. If there are errors with spelling and grammar on your homework, and they aren't supposed to be there, correct them and give your teacher a grade on the spelling and grammar.

10. Grade celebrities on their singing.

11. Go on Akinator (on the Internet) and when he guesses your character right, say "OH MY GOSH! HE KNOWS EVERYONE! He must be Facebook's creator!" (only if people are in the room with you)

12. When it is raining, go outside and sing "I'm singing in the rain!" while spinning around in your front yard.

13. Carry a notepad around with you and when people look at you, scribble on the paper and say something like "likes to stare...interesting..."

14. When you have an apple, give it to someone and say "It's not poisonous, I promise." then walk away and cackle.

15. When someone sings "Do you wanna build a snowman?", say to them "Out of what? Dirt?" (if you live in a place where it doesn't snow)

16. When someone is taking a selfie, jump behind them in the view of the photo and make a weird face.

17. Get your phone out in public, and look like you are going to take a selfie, but take a photo that is viewing in front of you. (meaning, not front camera)

18. See what it's like in a dog's point of view.

19. Go up to your neighbor's house and get on four legs like a dog. Ring the doorbell and bark like a dog when they open the door.

20. When you are on the bus, sing "The Wheels on the Bus Go Round and Round".

That's it for this chapter! MUCH MORE IN THE NEXT CHAPTERS!
Bye!
:3
~Leopardclaw