I've seen a few thing like this but I want better stuff. So here it is....
There will probably be 10 things on each chapter

1) Yell 'football is coming home!' Whether it's the World Cup or not. Even if you're not from England... Still do it.

2) Doodle in your book or on a piece of paper

3) Sing/hum/mumble a song... See how many people know it

4) chew gum really loudly. If you're not allowed gum then pretend

5) put you're finger really close to someone's face. When they say "stop" reply with "I'm not touching you"

6) tell a teacher that someone across the room is copying your work

7) when the class is quiet complain to a teacher that it's too loud

8) when the class is loud complain that it's too quiet and you feel uncomfortable

9) complain it's too cold when it's really hot (preferably in the summer or Spring)

10) complain it's too hot when it's really cold (preferably in the winter or Autumn, also known as fall)