We need a wattpad healthcare for all the times wattpad has made us have heart attacks, stop breathing and randomly falling off of your bed or chair.

Plus the amount of comments like:
'I'M DEAD!!!😂😂😂😂"
And "I CANT BREATHE!!1!😱😂😂😂

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Hi.
I wrote this one because I was reading a book and something dramatic happened and I did that random spazzing thing and fell off the bed. I thought I broke my arm and I was wondering if I could get some type of wattpad health deal...