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    Okay, so I guess a lot of people hate Scott's new animatronic designs. So much that they don't want to even play the game. It's dead to them.

    Oh, he must be so sorry for you. So much that he'll completely create a new version of the game and ditch the one he's already made. And when he's designing the animatronics, he'll be sure to consult the fans to make sure it's what they like and NOT WHAT WOULD MAKE SENSE TO FIT A REALISTIC-AS-POSSIBLE STORYLINE.

    BECAUSE SCREW THE STORY, RIGHT? IT'S ALL ABOUT THE FANS.

    THAT'S ALL IT EVER IS.

    IT'S ABOUT EVERYTHING FALLING PERFECTLY FOR THEIR FANFICTIONS AND WHAT THEY WANT THE STORY TO BE INSTEAD OF WHAT IT ACTUALLY IS.

    DUDE.

    THE PLACE WAS GOING OUT OF BUSSINESS.

    THE ANIMATRONICS HAD  B L O O D   SEEPING THROUGH THEM.

    YOU THINK THAT'S KID-FRIENDLY!?

    NO. IT IS ABSOLUTLEY NOT.

    SO THEY HAVE TO MAKE THE NEW ONES LOOK ALL STUPID AND KIDDY-LIKE SO THEY GET COSTUMERS AND MONEY SO THEY DONT GO OUT OF BUSSINESS.

    AND NO DOORS.

    BIG, METAL, SCARY-ÅŞŚ DOORS.

    KIDS DONT LIKE THAT.

    I'M SORRY THAT THEY'RE NOT TERRIFYING ENOUGH FOR YOU.

    OH, DID THEY MAKE A STUPID DESIGN FOR YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER? BOO-FÜCĶIŇG-HOO. DONT FORGET THAT ALL THE OLD ANIMATRONICS ARE STILL THERE TOO.

    INSTEAD OF B|TCHING OVER HOW YOU HATE THE DESIGNS, WHY NOT ADMIRE SOME OF THE NEW MECHANICS AND GAMEPLAY STYLE? YOU GET TO WEAR BONNIE'S OLD FACE FOR PROTECTION. DUDE. THAT'S FREAKING AWESOME. IT'S SICK! FOXY LUNDGES AT YOU LIKE A HUNTER ON STEROIDS WHEN SHE CATCHES YOU.

    OLD, CREEPY, BLOODY, BROKEN FOXY POUNCES AT YOU BECAUSE SHE'S JUST THAT TERRIFYING.

    THE ANIMATRONICS HAVE THREE WAYS TO GET TO YOU. T H R E E

    BECAUSE IT'S A HORROR GAME, MADE TO GIVE YOU FEAR AND ANXIETY ATTACKS ALONG WITH A GOOD STORY BEHIND IT AND NOT A PLACE WHERE THEY JUST THROUGH YOU IN THERE WITH NO EXPLANITION.

    IT'S A FREAKING DEATH-METAL VERSION OF BUILD-A-BEAR WORKSHOP. ANIMAL:ANIMITRONIC. STUFFING:YOU.

    "Oh, let's see if it plays a song when you hug it!" *taps suit*

    *sounds of a soul begging for death creak out*

    "See kids? Fun!"

    I'M SO SORRY YOU DON'T LIKE A CHEESY, KIDDY, PLUSHIE PLAYFUL DESIGN ON A MURDEROUS ROBOT.

    HEY, NEXT TIME WE HAVE A MURDER STORY, LET'S JUST WEAR BLOODY T-SHIRTS THAT SAY "I KILLED MUFASA" ON THE WHOLE TIME BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT MAKES THINGS MORE FUN. LET'S ALSO PULL A JEFF-THE-KILLER AND BURN OUR EYELIDS AND BLEACH OUR FACES. SURLY THE KILLER SHOULDN'T HAVE A FAKE PROFILE TO AVOID SUSPICION.

   BECAUSE THE KILLER-LOOK IS COOOOLEERR.

    GEEZUS.

    MAYBE YOU WANNA  P L A Y  THE GAME BEFORE JUDGING IT? JUST SOME FOOD FOR THOUGHT.

    I mean, come on. Do they really have to look creepy for you to be happy? Let me ask you this: Did you ever spend a considerable amount of time thinking that the actual Chuck-E-Cheese's animatronics were terrifying? And if they are to you (or you find them creepy), do you think the kids are scared of them?

    NO. BECAUSE THEY ARE FLUFFY AND PLAYFUL ROBOT-SINGERS. IF THEY LOOKED HORRIFYING THEN THE PLACE WOULD HAVE NO BUSSINESS. UNLESS THAT'S THE NORM.

    "MOMMY, I LIKE THIS ONE A LOT, IT SMELLS AWFUL AND HAS BLOOD SEEPING OUT THE EYES!"

    "AW, HOW CUTE! GO TAKE A PICTURE WITH IT!"