No. Just no. You just don't do that.

    So I'm just walking around, minding my own business. The sky is blue, the sun is shining, the tank is clean!

    AND THEN MY FOOT JUST DIES.

    It cramps up, bends and hurts like hell.

    Why are you doing this to me!? What did I do wrong?!

    Common Sense: um dude its bc ur not drinking water--

    LIKE WHY? WHY MUST I GO THROUGH THIS? WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE IT? DID I HURT SOMEONE? DID I CUT THEM OFF IN TRAFFIC? DID I NOT HOLD THE ELEVATOR DOOR FOR THEM? DID I NOT FOWARD THEIR CHAIN E-MAIL TO 20 OTHER PEOPLE!?

    FOOT. STOP CRAMPING. I'M TRYING TO WALK. STOP MAKING ME DO THE HOPPING-IN-PAIN DANCE IN PUBLIC.

    Common Sense: bro just drink more--

    Like seriously, just screw foot cramps.