This is not a bash on the anime or story. I am not telling anyone to hate it nor am I telling anyone not watch or read its light novel/manga/whatever it may be. This is for comedic purposes only. Got that?

    This is all S A T I R E.

    And, yes, there are spoilers.

    All the problems in Amnesia.

    Episodes 1-9.

    1.) The show is called Amnesia and its logo has a rose with it. Oh, it's about a girl and a tone of boys? Thanks for getting my hopes up that this would be an anime version of Amnesia: The Dark Descent.

    2.) Start off the story with blury and vague sequences of events where this girl should be dying.

    3.) Is it me or is this art style a little similar to Diabolik Lovers?

    4.) I don't know about you but I'm seeing a less shiny and green version of Yui's eyes here.

    5.) Their hair even has a completely different color at the tips.

    6.) Fainting.

    7.) So I get it, she has amnesia. I probably would be all quiet and have no idea what's going on as well, but was I the only one waiting for a "Who...are you people...?"

    8.) Yes, listen to the magic spiriy fairy and say that you don't need a hospital to these complete strangers.

    9.) Let two hot guys that are strangers to you just walk you home.

    10.) So what do you plan on doing? Just....go along with everything. Ugh, this should be good.

    11.) Opening theme clearly shows this is a harem.

    12.) Opening theme is sung so well that I'm gonna ditch the show for a while to listen to it on repeat.

    13.) Okay, this story is progressing; getting some flashbacks.

    14.) No one knows what she's talking about.

    15.) Okay, has no one said her name yet!?

    16.) Does pony-tail here have any other facial expressions besides that smile?

    17.) Fell off a cliff. Roll credits.

    18.) No, don't make her wake up in a hospital bed. She's dead.

    19.) Cliché line from the boy right before he kisses her without her consent.

    20.) Did it take to the end of episode 2 for a kiss scene to happen?

    21.) "Your memories are confused, aren't they?" No. They are lost.

    22.) Okay so we finally get some backstory here.

    23.) Let's have her die.

    24.) Wake up in her room. August 1st again. You've gotta be kidding me.

    25.) Ikki just says you guys go out and you say nothing to oppose it.

    26.) Hot guy is popular with the girls even though this girl is clearly his girlfriend.

    27.) That island trip.

    28.) I actually expected all the girls there to flirt with him.

    29.) You think it's a good idea to go somewhere with these girls who have been flirting with your boyfriend the whole time and let them take you somewhere private to talk at night.

    30.) They took her to a lake. This means that she cannot swim.

    31.) A fanclub over a hot guy where all the girls take turns dating him for three months....and daily send in reports about everything they've done with him.............................

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    I'm so done.

    32.) Okay do you really expect me to believe that all these girls have respected the code of this fanclub? Yes, the threatening mail and verbal abuse is realistic, but to stick with it and only date him for three months? No one has decided to just leave and stay with the guy? Or you know.......become yandere? These girls are already crazy enough so I don't see why not.

    33.) I'm going to assume that they know she can't swim.

    34.) Why the hell did she join the fanclub in the first place?

    35.) Because to women, guys are toys that they can all share if they create rules, and they completely disregard that he might actually develop some real feelings for one of them because they will go murder-psycho crazy for him. He clearly doesn't feel like something is wrong with him because every girl he dates breaks up with him even after showing a creepy obsession over him.

    36.) You know, Ikki isn't the only guy in the world! You're seriously gonna spend all your time obsessing over him? *Sigh*

    37.) What would they do if Ikki went out with a girl who wasn't in their Yuno group?

    38.) Lol wrong name, Yuno would slaughter them all. And the boy would have to be Yukiteru.

    39.) Orion comes back just before she dies again.

    40.) And again, no one here can swim.

    41.) I'm sorry, but you should not be sinking like that. It's showing small air bubbles coming from your mouth; if you have air, you should be floating.

    42.) Seriously!? No reaction!? Is your instinct to stay alive delayed or what? Even in movies, people who can't swim that are suddenly thrown in pools attempt to kick around and flail their arms.

    43.) Again, you should not be sinking at that speed.

    45.) With your head positioned like this, water should be going up your nose.

    46.) We interrupt this drowing scene to bring you Free!

   Yes, I have been watching CinemaSins.

    47.) Wake up again for crying out loud.

    48.) August 1st.

    49.) Okay so, everytime she "dies" in each...scenario,  she goes to some other world where everything is different and she's dating other guys? So, like parallel worlds? As if not remembering who you are in the original world wasn't difficult enough.

    50.) Guy with glasses speaks formally and does everything based off of theory.

    51.) We interrupt Kento's character to bring you Ryugazaki Rei.

    52.) Bam! I got it right on the dot. Sort of.

    53.) Ohhh, so she was getting flashbacks of each different world in the first world she woke up in. Is the first world also a parallel world or is that the original? And if she already had memories of them....is she repeating this all? Is this how real amnesia works in real life? Or did Orion cause her to travel from world to world?

    54.) If I die and then just wake up in a parallel world--

    55.) You have no idea how long I've been waiting for Toma's part.

    56.) Judging from the intro theme, he's the last one since they show the order of: Shin, Ikki, Kento, and them him. But when all of them kiss her, it shows the green-haired dude kissing her as well.

    57.) Girls are out to get her. So they are slightly yandere.

    58.) Wait, so if they knew she couldn't swim and they threw her on that boat with the slight chance that she would fall off or not have a way to get back: were they hoping she would die? One of them did say "Cool your head". Water is cold.

    59.) What women do for a guy I swear.

    60.) He's hot and he cooks for you and is extremely considerate. Keep this one.

    61.) Cliché date scene.

    62.) After all this time of him stressing that you shouldn't go off by yourself, he lets you go to get drinks by yourself.

    63.) Did these girls seriously watch you guys the whole time and know that you walked off by yourself. How did they even know where to put the girl who walks by and drops the hankie as a distraction so they could walk up behind her and cut her hair? Did they have just a ton of girls set up at different paths she might have taken?

    67.) Clearly she loses a lot of her hair, and when she turns around, it's perfect.

    68.) Do they seriously all wear the same outfit?

    69.) What am I supposed to call this girl? No one has called her by her name yet.

    70.) I'll continue this after watching episodes 9-12.