I will just post these on every single one of these:

    This is not a bash on the anime. I am not telling anyone not to watch or read it. This is all S A T I R E.

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    All of the problems from: Naruto

    ~ This is very interesting. Apparently, humans posses this thing called chakra, which can make us do some crazy stuff.

    ~ Why is it that only Japanese people can do this?

    ~ Does it really exist? I know that there is chi but chakra? Dude, can I learn how to use it myself?

    ~ I guess chakra can make us do things beyond the regular human limit.

    ~ Silly me, this is a fantasy.

    ~ Sorry, correct me if I'm wrong, but, Naruto is the main character, right? Because everything seems to revolve around this Sasuke guy.

    ~ Hm so Sakura is the fangirl.

    ~ Sasuke why so SERIOUS?

    ~ Ohh okay so he's a generic high grades cool and cold character.

    ~ I don't think I need to be a ninja to understand that your guys' missions require this thing called teamwork.

    ~ You can't hate Sakura for thinking she just saw her crush bloody and passed out infront of her. She's a kid.

    ~ The only non annoying character right now is Kakashi.

    ~ Sasuke. Stop being a little brat.

    ~ Naruto. Stop being an idiot.

    ~ Sakura. Stop being a fangirl.

    ~ So here's my take on the characters so far: Uchiha Sasuke - A kid who's keen on killing somebody and shuts away happiness and friends in order to do so. Uzumaki Naruto - He wants to become Hogake, the strongest ninja in Konohagakure. And yet he just wants to move forward and skip steps when he clearly needs to go one step at a time. Haruno Sakura - A young girl interested in love. Understandable, but hopefully she'll learn soon enough that this lifestyle has no room for any of that.

    ~ The most realistic character in all of this: Sakura.

    ~ Sharingan sounds very rare. It sounds like this crazy thing to achieve.

    ~ Oh, Sasuke also has it.

    ~ Uchiha blood, Uchiha blood, Uchiha blood. I guess this Uchiha family is strong?

    ~ Wow wow okay, very strong.

    ~ But not strong enough to take a bunch of needles everywhere.

    ~ Well, there goes Sasuke.

    ~ Oh yeah, Naruto has a demon sealed within him. Forgot about that.

    ~ Looookie, he's becoming a fox! What does the fox say?!

    ~ "Raaaaaaaah!!"

    ~ So Sakura has done no fighting, but is doing her job as in protecting the the man they had to escort, which is their mission. Surly the fandom won't have a problem with that?

    ~ I've never been in a situation where my life is on the line and I have to make quick decisions. Heck, I freak out and lose it in making decisions in The Walking Dead. The fact that Naruto and Sasuke are so eager to fight is pretty unreal to me, but the way Sakura mentally prepared herself and built up the courage to at least try and defend this man when an opponent clearly superior is charging at her.

    ~ So, the fandom can't dare to say she's weak, right? I haven't really looked into it yet; hopefully that's not the case.

    ~ Idk about you but if I saw someone I had a crazy crush on and also got to know for a while, I'd break down and completely lose myself the instant I see and comprehend after the initial shock that they are dead. So this girl looks at him for a while, letting it sink in. She then kneels down, places her hand on his face, and then speaks (c'mon, just try and talk normally while on the brink of tears) about a test on how a ninja rule is to not show emotion, and then starts crying. Damn.

    ~ Wait lol nah he's alive.

    ~ Do you care to EXPLAIN why this annoying thing is still alive?!

    ~ Oh okay so he's emo because his whole clan was killed by non other than his big brother, and he wants to get revenge. Is that really what he's dedicating his life to?

    ~ Bro you might wanna listen to Kakashi about revenge because, believe it or not, HE'S RIGHT.

    ~ And you're still gonna leave.

    ~ Sakura is begging you with all her heart, freaking confessing her love for you for christ sake and is clearly showing that people care about you and that this is the better life to live! And what do you do?

    ~ "After all this time, you're still annoying." F*CK. YOU. My god why does this terrible character have so many fangirls?!

    ~ So to get Mangekyo Sharingan you gotta kill your closest friend. Who the hell wants to be your friend?

    ~ Okay, so Naruto is your closest friend even though (correct me if I'm wrong) before this whole battle, you've never considered him a comrade.

    ~ Alright, you got him! This is it, stomp his face in! Stab him in the heart! Just...kill him. Go ahead, no need to be shy. C'mon, who's a good Sasuke?! Go kill him! Go boy, go! Kill him! You can do iiiit! Who wants the Mangekyo Sharingan? Sasuke does! Kill him already.

    ~ Or....cough up blood and collapse. So, yer lookin at him. This is your chance to do what you've been a little b*tch about and kill him. Are you gonna kill him now?! Maybe now? Maybe this time, maybe this time?!

    ~ Okay so let's switch to Kakashi trying to stop them to build up the suspense!

    ~ And he's freaking alive.

    ~ WHY DID YOU NOT KILL HIM?!

    ~ Oh, that's right: Even though this manga seems to revolve around you alot, let's not forget that Naruto is the main character! So he can't die no matter what.

    ~ So why didn't you kill him? You don't want to become Itachi's little puppet?

    ~  .......................................I can't even comprehend this kid's reasoning now. I just can't. I'm done. Just done.

    ~ Maybe I'll do one of these for the Shippuden arc.