"You see, they were mercenaries—NO, NO! I MEANT MISSIONARIES!"
-K

Again, this one's wording is WAY off. I don't remember this because my history teacher said this over a year ago. I only remember the general idea of her slipping up and calling some people (I forget their names but it started with a W and they were a family that accidentally infected Native Americans and so the Native Americans got revenge or something. Geez, I remember that lesson better than I remember anything I've learned in history this year) mercenaries when she meant to say missionaries. She did a lot of funny stuff in my class last year.