Guy Friend: Where do you wanna go a fancy restaurant?
Me: Nah, let's go to McDonalds
Guy Friend: So you're probably gonna get a small fry and small milkshake
*we walk up to the cashier*
Guy Friend: Homestyle burger with large French fries and large drink
Me: Umm... How about two mcdoubles and a large drink and large fry
Guy Friend: Yeah I need more money now...

I eat too much at McDonald's. Get stabbing pains later. XD