Chapter - 8, Things not to say while dumping
Chapter - 8, Things not to say while dumping....
Getting dumped is already really bad enough for them and if you dump them by say anything from this chapter.....then buddy, you surely will be smaked....
1. I need more time and more space. That's why I'm moving 12 hours and 7 states away. Yeah sure I'll call you ...the minute I get there.
-Later4U -
2. Dear Baby: Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: YOU -Homer Simpson -
3. You've become so incredibly unattractive during these last few minutes, that I don't want to invest any more time trying to have sex with you.
-cmdolando -
4. Oh, hi Julie...erm...Amanda? Judy? Oh, I remember now, its Cindy, right? Tanya? Does it start with a 'T'?
-Disco -
5. No, seriously, I thought you were a man the whole time we were dating.
-Mad Anthony Wayne -
6. "If I have to sell my body to get the money to divorce you, I will!"
-always the EX never the wife -
7. Remember when I asked you out?? Well.... I was talking to the guy behind you!
-Nicole -
8. I was only hanging around with you because I wanted to get in your mom's pants
-SLY -
9. It's you, not me...I mean it's me, not you.
-anonymous-
10. It's not you...it's me...well ok..it is you.
-Aurora-
11. I really like you. . . So does my wife.
-Jason -
12. Just 'cause I am the President of the United States doesn't mean we still can't be friends.
-REDDWARF-
13. I'd like to meet your ex.
-De Ole Sarge-
14. I have to break it off. I've been seeing someone else and they told me I had to choose. Besides, your mother doesn't snore as loud.
-Jason -
15. My ex had a much bigger.. (this is where you get smacked along with a kick)
-WhiteFireDragon -
16. Don't say anything to her. Call 911.
-Hoff -
17. Look at my horoscope! "...a new love in your life..." Well, gotta follow my guiding star...
-Kogito -
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