Chapter - 10, When you are about to be dumped

1. Well, this calls for a celebration!

2. I think it's probably for the best. I didn't want to hurt your feelings, but I realised a while ago that I see you as more of a brother figure.

3. That's a shame... I was secretly planning to propose to you!

4. What! Are you drunk or something?

5. OK, no hard feelings - So is it OK if I date your best friend/boss/brother/father?

6. OK. I have to admit, I've been seeing someone else. Did you find out?

7. Fine, because I haven't been honest with you during our entire relationship.

8. That's fine with me. I'm already dating someone new, and I'm really excited about him!

9. Hang on, it aint over til the fat lady sings..."Tra la la la la, la, la, la, lahhh!"

10. Gosh you must have been reading my mind - I've wanted out of this crappy relationship with you for weeks now!

11. Breakup? Wanna get married instead?!

12. OK, seeya later - NEVER!

13. I know I should respect your choice, but I'm finding it hard not to think you're being an idiot.

14. It's ok. I'd rather date a man with a better job.

15. *Burst into song* "I can have another you in a minute, infact he'll be here in a minute baby!"

16. Oh thank goodness - now I can have some happiness in my life!

17. Oh thank goodness - now I don't have to pretend I've been happy in our relationship!

18. Ummmm.... This is awkward - I was just about to dump you too!