"There isn't room for a gamer and little shit"

"Fucking squid is immortal"

"Time to eat raw cheese"

"Is that a Mac and cheese blanket"

"I want to make my bed look like a box of kraft Mac and cheese"

*in a British accent*"Gorden Ramsey shit his pants and fed it to Micheal Jackson on a silver platter"

"How many shrimp do you have to eat for your skin to turn pink"

"fuck! fuck! i fell into the radioactive juice."

"settle down, or ill make you do kinks you wont enjoy,"

"penis in butter"

"bad food tastes bad, good food tastes good."