Man, I'm With Child!
Okay, so this chapter's going to be a little non appropriate for younger audiences. I'll rate it PG13. Just warning you all.
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"Harold, I think I'm pregnant."
"What the elk, Frank? But you're a man! You don't even have the ability to have a womb?"
"Who cares? The only point is that I'm going to give birth to our child."
"But you're a virgin for goodness sakes!"
"I. AM. PREGNANT."
"I guess with a temper like that it must be hormones..."
Okay, so I actually have only seen this twice (and one was comical like the man had a taco baby), but from what I've heard this is a common thing.
No.
Just no.
It's not the homosexual thing that I have a problem with, please don't take it that way. It's just the fact that these stories are about men getting pregnant, and that is scientifically impossible (at the moment, who knows what the future will bring). These types of stories really weird me out, mainly just because of the thought of a man with a baby bump is creepy.
Here are some examples:
• John Lennon or Paul McCartney. I've seen one where John got pregnant and I stoped a page in.
• Ringo Starr or George Harrison
• Nico di Angelo or Will Solace Haven't heard of this. I hope there isn't any of this out there.
Not many people want to read that type of stuff, so if it's your thing, then go ahead, but if you don't want to turn off a ton of potential readers, then PLEASE, I'm begging you, don't make a male pregnancy story.
~ E. R.
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