Ravenclaw: Come on, Gryffindor. Let's read Phantom of the Opera. 

Gryffindor: Does it have pictures?

Ravenclaw: No. 

Gryffindor: How do you expect me to pay attention to a book with no pictures in it???

Ravenclaw: *slaps Gryffindor in the face* SLAP!!!!

Gryffindor: WHAT WAS THAT FOR????

Ravenclaw: I'm never in the mood to deal with your uncultured shit.