Gryffindor: Ravenclaw, why do you read?

Ravenclaw: Because it helps me relax.

Ravenclaw: OH MY GAWD WHY WOULD YOU GO THROUGH THERE????

Ravenclaw: NO NO NO NO DON'T DIE!!!

Ravenclaw: NO!!!! SHE WAS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER!!!!

Ravenclaw: FUCK YOU, AUTHOR, FUCK YOU!!! GO TO FUCKING HELL! I DON'T CARE IF I HAVE TO KILL YOU!!!! IF I DO I'LL SEE YOU THERE!!!!

Ravenclaw: So relaxing.