Gryffindor: I HATE YOU!!

Slytherin: I HATE YOU EVEN MORE!!

Hufflepuff: How are they friends if they fight all the time?

Ravenclaw: Trust me they are. *eyes glued to the book

****Next day

Slytherin: Hey, where's Gryffindor?

Ravenclaw: Gryffindor's not gonna be here until tomorrow.

Slytherin: Aww......

****The day after that

Gryffindor: Hey, where's Slytherin?

Hufflepuff: Slytherin won't be here until tomorrow.

Gryffindor: Aww......

****Third day

Gryffindor: SLYTHERIN!!

Slytherin: GRYFFINDOR!!

*They hug tightly

Gryffindor: I missed you, mother fucker!!

Slytherin: So did I, you piece of shittard!!

Hufflepuff: Daww, looks like they are friends.

Ravenclaw: Wait for it.

Slytherin: Oh my, you do smell like shit.

Gryffindor: What did you fucking say to me?

Slytherin: I said you smell like shit, you want me to send a letter with my owl, or maybe you can't read as you can't listen.

Gryffindor: THAT DOES IT!!!!!

Hufflepuff: Yup, they are friends.

Ravenclaw: I told you so.