Hufflepuff: I love the moonlight. It's just so pretty! *looking at the moon

Slytherin: I love Moonshine. When I drink it, it makes me feel better.

Hufflepuff: ...How do you drink light?

Gryffindor: I'm gonna tell Hufflepuff.

Ravenclaw: Don't you dare!

A/N: Moonshine is the name of an alcoholic beverage.