Slytherin: AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!

Gryffindor: EXPELLIARMUS!!!!

Hufflepuff: Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow, turn this stupid fat rat yellow!

Gryffindor, Slytherin: *stares at Hufflepuff

Hufflepuff: What? Can't a wizard change color of an animal?

Ravenclaw: Eye of rabbit, harp string hum, turn this water into rum!

Gryffindor, Slytherin: *stares at Ravenclaw

Ravenclaw: What? Can't a wizard get drunk?

Gryffindor, Slytherin: